Flies Don’t Bite is a site filled with the Brisbane Scene kidlets inc. happy snaps.
I'm always around. My eyes are peeled like a banana.
Cobrasnake eat your heart out.
Writer/Creator: FDB
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It’s nasty time.
Why the hell do people in Brisbane not understand that boots are not supposed to worn at stupid lengths with ugly skirts that are way too long?
Just stop. Now. Please.
I have seen a ridiculously large number of people lately abusing the fabulous Winter weather.
Knee lenth skirts with mid-calf boots… What is that…?
3/4 length skirts with ankle boots?
I’ve had enough. I want to stick a sticky note to you with some witty comment written in thick black pen.
‘Kick me with my stupid boot’ just doesn’t have a ring to it.
I know I’m sounding mean but I’m tired and hungry and I hate when people are silly with their clothes.
There is a rule that apparently no one has been following…
When you buy something, whether it be shoes, accessories or clothes - make sure you have at least 1 (aim for 3) already-owned items that you can wear it with.
I bought a dress a little while ago. A beautiful white lace one. I have basically worn it out as I wear it so much. I made sure I had a belt, a jacket, stockings and shoes to match. I know it’s just a white dress but that can still go wrong.
I also tend to plan my shopping days… they can come unexpectedly as well but I like to be all excited about the day of window shopping… and actually being able to buy things. So, when getting dressed for my shopping day… I think about appropriate shoes, bag, accessories and stockings. It may seem a little extreme, but think about how much easier it will be.
I can’t count how many times I’ve said to myself (or a friend) “Ok, so picture it with a different bra” or “Crap I knew I shouldn’t have worn this dress… it’s so hard to get on and off” or “So these shoes are cutting off my leg in that weird place but think about it I wore those black shoes that go with everything”
You should have worn the black shoes.
Please, people of Brisbane/all my followers from wherever you are - think about your wardrobe before you add to it.
I’m apparently wearing my cranky pants today so I’m going to leave it at my plea.
Eyes Peeled Like A Banana,
FDB
