Flies Don’t Bite is a site filled with the Brisbane Scene kidlets inc. happy snaps.
I'm always around. My eyes are peeled like a banana.
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This new page will feature some of Brisbane’s most fashiontastic people.
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So there’s this guy from my uni that looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
His face looks exactly like him. But he has much better style. He also owns one of those old-school-page-boy bags. Which I adore. And have for an extremely long time.
Note: My birthday is in November. I love the light brown ones or a dark reddy-brown-auburny colour. Start saving.
I’m hoping that I can take a photo of him… but I don’t want him to be too freaked out by me. I can be a tad freaky sometimes. But I’ll take my chances. Not only do I want you to bask in the glory of this uncanny resemblance, but I also want you to see this mad bag. It truly is ridiculously cool. And leather. Mmm… leather.
Well now I haven’t exactly seen bad dressed people around but there has been a great lack of awesomely dressed people. Joaquin Phoenix excluded.
I saw this group of people today. 3 girls and 1 boy. He thought he was awesome being around 3 girls who thought they dressed really “alternate-like” and “trendy”. Some would even say… “Scene”
They were all wrong. 2 out of the three girls just looked stupid and 1 of them COULD have looked good if she took off the scarf thing she had tied around her head. The print didn’t match the pants she was wearing. Bold prints must not be mis-matched incorrectly otherwise *BAM*
The *BAM* symbolises the fashion crime bomb that goes off and kills all of mankind. Or at least 1 fashion fairy dies. And Christopher Bailey has a mild panic attack. Why would they do that to him… why?
Anyway. Her pants on the otherhand… were extremely cool. A little houndstooth-y and so 50s. They were beautiful really. And she looked good in them. It’s just that DAMN SCARF that ruined the outfit.
So basically the moral of this little tale is:
Try and spot the Joaquin Phoenix look-a-like at QCA.
Do NOT mix bold prints incorrectly. It makes my soul sad. And will eventually kill Christopher Bailey.
Eyes peeled like a banana,
FDB
