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Nov 27th, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

Are You Superman?

We all know I’m judgmental, yes?

Therefore, I’m allowed to judge, yes?

Do we agree? Good.

Henceforth (you heard me)… if you are not Superman, why are you wearing a cape?

I am not understanding of this. I saw one in a shop while roaming around the city last week, and while it was leather, I don’t see the point. It looked more like a giant collar. Honestly, it wasn’t even a cape, so they shouldn’t be calling it that.

Now, on www.pixiemarket.com, I have seen some pretty rad looking ‘collar-esque’ items of clothing. But this cape thing just doesn’t make sense.

I definitely understand if you are:

a)           At a party

b)           Drunk

or

c)           Just in the mood

but it isn’t right for everyday wear. I am pretty lax with some things (Note: I didn’t say fashion things…) but not with this.

There is, however, one more exception. And that is…

A cape attached to the back of a jacket. Not a cape cape, a ‘collar’ cape. It can border on Black-Adder-esque but it can be fantastic too. It’s the simple matter of staying away from your pirate boots, isall.

So.. fashionistas/ors out there, stay away from this mini-cape business, please.

Especially if, heaven forbid, it is a fur cape. Good heavens, no.

Enjoy your Sunday, make it exciting as mine is most definitely not going to be for the next 6 hours and 50 minutes.

Eyes Peeled Like A Banana,

FDB

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