Flies Don’t Bite is a site filled with the Brisbane Scene kidlets inc. happy snaps.
I'm always around. My eyes are peeled like a banana.
Cobrasnake eat your heart out.
Writer/Creator: FDB
fliesdontbite@hotmail.com
S.C.E.N.E K.I.D.S?
This new page will feature some of Brisbane’s most fashiontastic people.
http://fliesdontbite.tumblr.com/SceneKids
A favourite of FDB is... Verge!
http://fdb-verge.tumblr.com/
So! Not only am I BACK. I’m better. And even more modest than before.
I haven’t had much sleep lately as I am caretaker for my job for 2 nights. On my first ever night at being caretaker, why WOULDN’T the fire hose pump thing alarm go off? At 4am! And the night before at 1am. As long as it can’t get any worse. *Touch Wood*
Anywho. While doing my extremely taxing job of sitting at a desk where the computer screen can’t be seen by guests, answering the rare phonecall and reading a magazine… I came across something.
Blake Lively. Banging bod? Yes. Fine face? Ok. Owns a brush? No.
If you are spending thousands of dollars on clothes, make up and shoes (dream life) can you really not invest in a brush? I was never one for the skanky-messy-hair look. Sexy bed hair? When done properly. I say YAY! When done incorrectly (most of the time) it just looks trashy and you look unkempt.
I also came across the fact that she apparently has ‘An aversion to working out!’
Oh hahahahahahahaha! Oh my! How true! I totally believe that she does that and EATS HER CAKE TOO.
Does sarcasm come across in a blog that easily?
I surely hope so.
Blake is one of those girls that I compare to the likes of Alison Ashley. Without the nice girl at the end. (I’m sorry to reference this but I did pretend to read it in primary school)
She seems like the type of girl who slips into conversation how her father bought her a pony while shopping one day with the president and his daughters. Or how she broke her arm in the circus she used to be a part of. Because the president wanted her to. (Be in the circus, that is)
The entirely plausible… list goes on.
So I say NO to Miss Lively. And Mr Badgley (mmm) should go find someone else to love. Someone like… Emma Stone! They had… some? chemistry in Easy A.
Isn’t that what they say.. chemistry on screen = definitely not together off-screen. And bad chemistry on-screen = they’re already knocking the boots?
Or have I been watching too much Friends? Guilty pleasure. I judge myself enough already.
Anyway, as I have had little over 4 hours sleep, this will be the end of my post. But never fear! I will be back.
Now I shall return to my magazine to find out about Gwyneth and Brad’s secret lunches…
Eyes Peeled Like A Banana,
FDB
